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I'm so redneck I prefer pinkeye purplehulls to blackeye peas, and I'm from the deepest south.
Flying the rebel flag as 'heritage' quit being excusable in the early aughts with the growth of the interwebs.
You need to stuff that BS back down your throat.
I can tell you’re a redneck because you can’t read and you argue like your parents are first cousins. Come stuff it for me, sugar.
It looks like you’re reading from the same ignorant script as the last person(?) to reply: