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[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, I went to a short notice concert in Laaaahndan last year when hotel prices were ludicrous. A same day domestic flight cost fifty notes .

I boarded with no luggage - just my watch, phone, wallet, and a phone charger - expected the bare minimum and wasn't disappointed. Like Ronseal, it did exactly what it said on the tin.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

I mean, the fact that they didn't return me in a pine box for that price was kinda surprising, but I was grateful and decided not to tempt The Fates further.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Laaaahndan

There is absolutely no way that is a real place. Map, nuh-uh. You'd have to physically take me there, and then I will still be incredibly suspicious that I'm not just trapped in some weird dream.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I think they mean Lunnun, innit?