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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Please censor that word. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like ā€œwhat the fuckā€ and ā€œcall the policeā€. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just censored that word

[–] prex@aussie.zone 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to ā€œthugpostsā€ or ā€œfemboysā€ or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Dropping my phone on trains is my kink, stop kinkshaming me!