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Please censor that word. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just censored that word
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I canāt take it anymore. Iām literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and canāt get a grip. Weāve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we donāt accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to āthugpostsā or āfemboysā or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
Dropping my phone on trains is my kink, stop kinkshaming me!