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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 147 points 5 days ago (3 children)

They are trying, just give them a bit more time and money and money and money and money.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 63 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A little more time and a lot more money. But the savings will be huge. The savings will make the current era of extravagant burning piles of money look like a sound investment. You'll be glad you got in on the ground floor...

We do need a little more time, though. And money.

[–] KnitWit@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Also, water. We’ll take all of that please, just pipe it right over to our spot in the desert. We’ll need some more money with that, of course.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

and all the water+energy a small country needs.

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 days ago

Just one more datacenter, bro!