cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/34436816
this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2025
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If I wrote a CRPG game, like an ASCII roguelike or something, I would totally include a spell that makes the target shit its pants. You could make that work, it would even be a useful thing in combat. Vampire lord misses a turn because he just shat his pants.
But, do vampires poop?
They do under your spell.
Imagine the emotional and physical damage of taking your first shit in thousands of years.