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[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Technically it's possible, but the likelihood of it ever happening to someone is about as good as you finding a leprechaun's pot of gold.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hah, jokes on you, that has happened to me

I found a pot of gold

I just found pot then lost all motivation to keep looking.

Funny memes go ha ha

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Sounds like you underestimate the power of opiate-based constipation. I've heard from addicts of this happening enough that I just assumed it would only happen to someone that severely constipated.