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submitted 3 weeks ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

"We've survived record-breaking high temperatures before, we'll survive them again"

(based on an actual quote from GB News, a Fox News wannabe)

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 weeks ago

if you can read this, that means u are still alive, so you will survive the next one too, surely

[–] Beryl@jlai.lu 24 points 3 weeks ago

Breaking news : Surviving record-breaking high temperatures once makes you immortal !

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

30p once claimed that coal is a renewable fuel source because it comes from trees.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

The carboniferous period would be rolling in its grave if we hadn't dug it up.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Sounds like someone doesn't understand the concept of breaking records.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like you're just salty my cancer is at an all-time high and yours isn't.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

Or maybe they're the kind that looks at records as numbers to be beaten