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[โ€“] grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hello, HR? Yeah, my coworker brought a knife to the office and is ranting about how he's going to make things a lot more efficient around here...

HR "Sounds like someone is getting a promotion. We need people who are a cut above. Someone who really gets the point. The next best thing since sliced bread."