Can’t wait for the stage where China invents the MRNA cancer vaccine and it’s banned in America because President Vance said it contains secret microchips that get into our brains and turns us into gay commies.

[–] Bruja@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Turn?

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you’re already a gay commie, it turns you into a double gay commie.

[–] heatenconsumerist@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Oh fuck capitaldcolon

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Ha, joke's on them

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 10 points 1 month ago

A vaccine for fucking cancer would have me looking into medical tourism.