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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] sleepycapibara@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Coffee’s not coffee; coffee is sex! People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Coffee is horrid disgusting bean soup that exists to get workers with too much overtime addicted to a stimulant to keep them working.

Drink tea instead. We didn't do two opium wars and a spot of good old fashioned imperialism just to supplant the tasty fermented leaf for a bitter jungle bean. Much more civilised.