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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

if you just moved in, server comes first, then a mattress, then the rest of the furniture

[–] FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The laptop could have setup to not sleep on close and could have been laying closed, screen on the ground. Also it would have provided completely unrestricted airflow to the fan...

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...but then the sign would have affected the airflow...

This is the best compromise until mom visits and steps on it.

[–] FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have killed two laptops by stepping on them. Is this a sign?

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

You could put the laptop on a box