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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 101 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. when life gives you too many lemons, make a lemonade factory. when the market is oversaturated with lemons and nobody wants your lemonade, pass laws forcing the poor's to buy your lemonade. when socialist America elects a libtard commie, bribe him. when the countrie is destitute and starving because they have nothing to eat, save money on lemonade by selling lemons.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 19 points 1 month ago

This is so obviously satire, who tf be downvoting?

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

We've got lemonade, strawbribery lemonade, grape lemonade, all-the-wrong-mango-to-jail lemonade, and pardon-me-how-could-this-insurraspberry-only-have-69-calories. Bring your "got out of jail free" card or wear any red hat for an extra 14% off your 88th purchase. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) NOW SERVING BLACKS

Fucking hell you guys.