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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

What happens if they bite you?

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

One of two outcomes. You gain super human ability or you just decay slowly from radiation poisoning. My money is on the later. Oh, you also are cool at parties now because your eyes glow in the dark.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

You mutate into a MAGA 😱