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[โ€“] bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

For some reason, COBOL has had OOP features since 2002.

[โ€“] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

For some reason

It's because "every language must do OOP".

Every SQL engine does it... SWI Prolog seems to have escaped, but COBOL had no chance.