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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

submitted 11 months ago by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Dieinahole@kbin.social 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pounded in the Butt by My Own Gun

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

She got off way easier than the metal butt plug guy. This one was just a flesh wound.

[–] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Do not read the link on butt plug.

I now have severe pain in my entire stomach just from reading that.

Though oxygen tank story is even more terrifying

[–] Somethingcheezie@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Links!! You’ve got to provide links when saying don’t read this

[–] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

A true full is something you earned yourself

It's right there, in the article, happy questing!