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[–] wolo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

my website's backend is made with bash, it calls make for every request and it probably has hundreds of remote arbitrary code execution bugs that will get me pwned someday, it's great

edit: to clarify, it uses a rust program i made to expose the bash scripts as http endpoints, i'm not crazy enough to implement http in bash

it behaves like a static file server, but if a file has the others-execute permission bit set it executes the file instead of reading it

it's surprisingly nice for prototyping since you can just write a cli program and it's automatically available over http too

[–] PupBiru@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] wolo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

i thought it was neat how php lets you write your website's logic with the same directory tree pattern that clients consume it from, but i didn't want to learn php so i made my own, worse version

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

These wounds appear to be self-inflicted.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 years ago

I designed a chip architecture that runs bash code on silicon.

I reimplemented x86 assembly in purely bash script.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Set -e, please for the love of god, set -e

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

For my own sanity, I choose to believe you're lying