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Venmo, PayPal users can now send money to the US government to help pay down $36.7T national debt (nypost.com)

submitted 1 month ago by maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] kubica@fedia.io 92 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Blasphemy!

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago

Right? How dare them?

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Worse - socialism, and possibly Marxism!

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are there any women here today??

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All i said was "that meal was good enough for Jehovah..!"

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm so saddened I got down voted for my life of Brian quote from uncouth mouth breathers who didn't recognize it.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Don't let the uncouth mouth breathers get ya down..!