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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 245 points 1 month ago (5 children)

After copulation, the female eats the male to gain energy for her offspring.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or, you know, just sits on my face. Like, anytime she wants...

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah I’d sniff her farts too.

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, rest well and dream of large women.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Username checks out i guess, tho have to dissapoint that a cumfart is just air trapped usually mixed with, of course, cum

I don't know you, but she'd kill me if that happens. She's over 100kg in weight.

[–] Ixoid@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Death by snu-snu

[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

She can eat me