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Yep, PHP is turning 30 this year! Wondering if "PHP is still relevant?" Ever since we have been hearing that PHP is dead. It was “dead” 10 years ago, 5 years ago, and “is dead” today. But somehow - it isn’t. Anyway... happy birthday!

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

jsp answered the question, "What if Java was like PHP but with more Java?"

jsp deserved to die.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

We heard you liked garbage collection so we put garbage in your language.