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I did the same almost, bought weird new energy drinks, was about to drink one at work, looked at the can better, 5,5% alcohol. Whoops.
Drank it on the drive home instead, naturally
Why the fuck are you drinking alcohol and driving?
If god didn't want us to drink and drive then why'd he invent those nifty beer can hats?
And this
Holy fuck, they really exist: https://thetikit.com/
yeah i got one of those and my wife got really mad at me. i mostly just drove 5 blocks to work in a 30mph residential road. if i got on the highway, i'd take it out and put the belt on
I don't understand why you'd put the burden of that extra step on yourself rather than just wearing your seatbelt
It’s a simple explanation, really, they’re fucking daft.
its not an extra step. 9/10 trips were short trips in a neighborhood, and saved the step of putting on the seatbelt. 1/10 trips on highway with an additional step. saved me 9/10 steps.
But putting on your seatbelt should be just as automatic as using your blinkers... right?
...right?
You would assume, I question if this guy can wipe their ass to an acceptable level also tbh
i have a bidet
Ah, I see. So you just permanently keep your seatbelt cheater thingy clipped in. What do you do with the like... 6 seconds you get back by doing that over those 10 drives?
Allow me to try to change your mind.
Accidents are by definition unpredictable. If you try to pick and choose when to prepare, you are just increasing your risk in order to feel smart or brave or in control.
If you want to make safety a priority, and you should when it comes to the most dangerous thing you do every day, then it doesn’t take much thought to get to the realization that you have to do it every time.
It’s kind of like how I never get caught with my car windows open during a rain storm. It’s not because I roll them up when there’s rain in the forecast, it’s because I roll them up every time I turn off the car.
Most importantly, regarding your desire to have fewer steps to do, you have to think of it in terms of cognitive load rather than physical movement. Putting on my seatbelt is just automatic pre-drive muscle memory that adds virtually no time and does NOT require me to think about and decide whether to wear my belt. Likewise, there is no mental check list to verify that I’m wearing my belt because my body is used to the feel of it. If the belt isn’t on, it feels like i’m not all the way seated into the car yet.
In addition to the wisdom of 100% belt use for other reasons, a crash on a 30mph road can and will fuck you up. The only time I’ve had a broken bone repaired with a metal plate was after some dickhead ran into me in a low speed collision like that on a side road. The bruised sternum from the seat belt fucking sucked for a few weeks, but I bet having a steering wheel ram my own broken arm into my rib cage would have been worse.
there's no need to change my mind. there's a reason i stated everything in past tense. this was several years ago.
Ah, nice.
I wrote that comment while trying to ignore crazy family members at a gathering, so apologies for not picking up the subtleties, lol.
Hopefully somebody will still read it and think to improve their habits!
My friends complain about the seatbelt alarm going off because they don't wear their seatbelt. Instead of wearing their seatbelt they defeated the safety mechanism, problem solved!
Dang! If I still talked to my parents I’d have just found the perfect Christmas present!
Don't even have to stop driving to top up. I couldn't find a picture for the one I've seen with bait, liquor, and ammo sold in the drivethru.
These were also a thing in Australia about 15 years ago.
they are still very much a thing in Australia, but we also have open container laws in vehicles. Don’t drink and drive fuckwits (not talking about you op)
I had to state the 15 years ago, because its been 15 years since i was last in OZ. Thanks for the update!
Been to the Myers a few times, nice place, haven't used the drive through though.
I had already opedened it, what else was I supposed to do, pour it out?? How wasteful smdh fr
Put it in your cupholder and drink it at home??
Don't be ridiculous, it would have gone flat by then. Yuck!
If they get past a 0.07 with 1 white claw, I envy their lack of tolerance induced financial burdens and I hope they have a great time where nobody gets hurt but I also hope they know their limit and never drink and drive because we all share the road and a drunk driver probably won't end up killing the person who doesn't understand that the left lane is for crime that really ruins the buzz on my drive home.
Insane that you're getting downvoted for this. I feel like alcohol abuse is so normalised in a lot of places. This really shouldn't be a controversial comment.
I think the crucial part here is he's not saying he's drunk-driving. He's saying he's having his first drink while driving.
That's an essential time saver for a lot of people, getting to start that buzz 20-30 minutes earlier so as you can still get a little drunk in the few hours of free time you have before having to go to bed to start it all over again.
Is it healthy? Nah.
But will opening your first drink on the home significantly impair you? Nah.
Although there is an exception to this, which is young people driving after a single drink. Because if you're not just a nihilistic person killing your feelings with alcohol, then the first one hitting you can make you overconfident, and then drive recklessly for 'fun' (despite not yet being actually impaired) and that's when traffic accidents happen.
Idk what the law is where you live, but there's no "open containers" shit here, you could downright have vodka if you're driving — but you can not exceed 0.05% BAC. Americans do weird "field sobriety tests" which seems like utter sitcom shit to everyone in the rest of the world where we actually use breathalysers. Finnish cops will even give you a bit of leeway if it's just on the edge, because they want to see if it's going down or up. So if you blow real close to the limit, they'll have you wait for 5-10 min and blow again, and if it's over, then you're taken for blood tests / a more accurate breathalyser. (A properly calibrated really accurate one, the cops just rock like nice high tier handheld ones.)
I mean the cops would definitely comment if you were having a beer while driving, but if I told them it's the first and the breathalyser corroborated it, they could only chastise me a little bit and not fine me or anything.
The point is I'm not saying drinking any alcohol while driving is good, but having literally one drink for someone who's not in their 20's anymore is nothing to panic about.
sorry but that's a terrible rationalization, pound a couple shots as soon as you get home if you wanna immediately get drunk in your free time.
Distinction without a difference, you can measure the dose and get whatever intoxication level desired.
Lmfao, okay sorry mr badass, you're right I'll leave drinking and driving to the pros, sorry you got triggered
The fact that you don't understand the difference between drinking and getting drunk is what tells me you definitely shouldn't do it, as you'd be driving drunk, and that's wrong.
Here in Europe we often learn how to do it. The way we're taught is one drink one hour. You can have two drinks and still drive as a medium sized man, that's like the rule of thumb. Ofc if you're having two pints of wine that won't work, but two beers will be just fine to be under 0.05%.
The problem with alcohol is one of two. For kiddos like you, it's becoming overconfident, thinking they're fucking rally drivers, and trying to show their 1.8 litre Nisssan FWD Nissan to their friends while coming back from the bar, they don't handle it well, veer into the other lane while there's a car coming and BOOM.
However a well worn out 40-year old coming back from his work can actually benefit from the beer in his way home. A single beer, even if it's a whole pint, won't physically impair you. But if you're exhausted from your day at work, it will nicely rehydrate you, and it will start your liver up, meaning it will slightly perk you up.
That's the thing. When drinking, at first it sort of perks you up, then slows you down. So you want to get that cycle started as soon as possible, because you don't want it to be a wide arc, because you don't want to drink a ton before tomorrow's work.
My dad pretty much always drank at nights. Never drove without breathalysing himself. Was he an alcoholic? Definitely. Did he ever drive drunk, not caring for the kids that he was driving around?
Most fucking assuredly net, God rest his soul.
Oh and he wouldn't have subscribed to the "have one while driving home" prolly, but he didn't need to because he worked from home, but he wouldn't have scuffed at me for doing it. Once made me drive my brother to the army brigade from his leave despite me telling him I'd had 3 large ciders (it was all small backroads so it wasn't that big of a thing really but still I was like close to the 0.05% clearly so that wasn't cool.)
My thing is, if you need to drink that bad and feel the need to get buzzed as soon as you're able to, you might have a problem. If the ride home is too long of a wait for you, it just seems unhealthy.
No that's definitely a problem. What kind is a different question. One of a boss overworking you, or a personal moral failing?
All drinking is unhealthy.
All the arguments below, but I'm pretty sure it was a joke. He's drinking it on the way home instead of the way to work. I laughed.
They have those weed waters now too. I love them but wouldn't want someone to get that by mistake
Was it the Monster Beast Unleashed?