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Let Us Pray (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by crankyrebel@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/usa@lemmy.ml

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're not praying, they're looking for Ted Cruz's lost contact lense.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only so they can rinse it in Tabasco before giving it back.

The one thing all of Washington agrees on is that Ted Cruz can get fucked. He tried putting an amendment into the budget bill to withhold funding for states that make rules about AI usage, and it was voted down 99:1.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

I'mma be honest I just needed a republican name for the joke.