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I figured this would be about the summer temperatures finally arriving. Moved to Germany from San Diego years ago and it’s comedy to watch them panic once it hits 85f. Parks empty, streets empty (save for ice cream stands, which practically print their own money). Germany, steadfastly refusing to acknowledge air conditioners have existed for 7 decades.
It’s as if… wait for it… they are made of sugar!
No, we're only made out of sugar when it rains
No, in that case we explicitly aren't.
Depends really if we want to go outside or not
85F (not even 30ºC) is only slightly above tonight's temperature here in some parts of Spain. Right now where I live it's 29ºC... at midnight.