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Now I'm scared to eat potatoes what if it grows in my stomach
Infinite food
Infinite eyes
"As you once did for the vacuous Rom, Grant us eyes! Grant us eyes."
Ahhhh, potato scented hunter.
That's why you stab them with a knife
Then you will just be assimilated
Can I resist?
You can if you want, but it's futile.
Resistance is not futile!
Oh hi data
Get bred
It's easy, just make sure you don't have any soil based condiments on the side.
Your stomach contains some of the strongest acid in nature, thanks to ancestors who were scavengers. The potato has no chance
Well, even though gastric acid(mostly hydrochloric acid) in our stomach does have a relatively low pH, it is very diluted, so in practice it just kills germs and stuff and won't obliterate everything going inside you
It's great at breaking down meat and fat (fresh or rather past it)
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