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Taking things too seriously, don't most plants benefit from their fruit being eaten as part of their lifecycle?
Taking things too seriously, fruits and vegetables are generally much smaller, and can not speak and hold a baseball bat.
Most fruits and vegetables are smaller, but not the ones running the fruits and vegetables mafia
In fact, only the strongest and most ruthless fruits and vegetables are selected to be enforcers.
fun fact, trains in the UK used to dump the sewage from the onboard toilets right on the tracks.
It wasn't uncommon to see tomato plants growing on/around the tracks.
This is because of the fresh tomatos used in sandwiches filtered through british bumholes
We don't eat the fruits of carrots and onions, though.