That plus those seats designed to put strain on your legs would be a 0/10 pooping experience. The only way I could think to make it worse is if you could find a way to send an all-hands message in Slack: "567primemover has been on the toilet for more than 7 minutes. Send him a word of encouragement!"

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I'd make a scoreboard out of it, competitive shutting for both high and low scores

[–] constantturtleaction@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Make sure the toilet is too tall for most people too.

[–] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Don't give them any fucking ideas

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hasn't that been done before? Maybe not Faraday cages but jammers or something, I swear I remember something like that.

[–] Sallp@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A jammer would be the stupidest thing a place could do. Is is illegal and enforced, plus cell companies help investigate it. And Faraday cage is not necessarily illegal.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Alas, the laws don't stop idiots with a "great idea":

It seems companies aren't as stupid about it as schools, though. I guess it's easier to risk wasting taxpayer money than your own money 🫤

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Corporations have a legal department that will run in and slap the words back into your mouth.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Newpaper