I used to shoplift clothes from goodwill all the time when I was a young 20something. Mainly because of their shitty "values" and the way they means test all of their "help". Also, I was walking to work and had no extra money for anything so the clothes were a necessity.

One time I put on like 7 pairs of pants in the changing room and just walked out. There's no way I didn't look like a cartoon character walking out.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One time I put on like 7 pairs of pants in the changing room and just walked out. There's no way I didn't look like a cartoon character walking out.

I'd like to imagine it started with a pair of jeggings and got progressively baggier to some JNCOs or something lol

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Close. I used to love those old man corduroys so several pairs of those went on and then I finished the whole thing off with some lima bean green hammer pants