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[–] hex_m_hell@slrpnk.net 61 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This person is really gonna hate my new web framework "I submit to the horned lord, Lucifer, the light bringer and ruler of this world. All hail Satan."

I think it's gonna be big since it's the only web framework for Malbolge.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

I don't understand how you wrote a framework in Malbolge, but chances are good that you don't either.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee -1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Lucifer and Satan aren't the same entity.

These are titles not names

[–] hex_m_hell@slrpnk.net 7 points 11 months ago

It's OK. I'm making a joke, not calling the corners... Though I guess this could be sort of a ward for a software community, but I think it wouldn't have to be any kind of accurate to work given the entity it's keeping out.

[–] TheFriendlyArtificer@beehaw.org 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Depends on how you interpret the Golden Age text. But you're correct that the former is the light bringer and the latter is adversary/legal opponent.

But the silver age crap messed with that canon.

My head canon is that Lucifer was a member of the Q Continuum while Satan was a misunderstood Time Lord.

The Pope needs to have a sit-down with the folks at Disney to learn how to properly manage a shared imaginary universe.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bro, you're not in high school anymore. No one is impressed that you threw a fit when Mom took you to church that one time.

Also I wouldn't get Disney's help for a shared imaginary universe, considering the Marvel Cinematic Universe was cool, but it's been going on too long, none of the shows are any good.

It really should have ended it end game, because it just feels like every movie now is just build up for a different thing, and the only part of it anyone cares about anymore is what Spider-Man meme are they going to do?

[–] TheFriendlyArtificer@beehaw.org 2 points 11 months ago

I was sexually assaulted multiple times at multiple churches.

Fuck you and fuck your trivializing.