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[–] ThePiedPooper@discuss.online 107 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Fuck proselytizing religions. No, I won't join your stupid fucking cult. Fuck right off.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Do you want to talk about Satan?

We enjoy sex, responsible drug use and rock and roll.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

Anybody who rebels against the biblical god has the right idea.

[–] Nelots@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are the uh... maggoty cum farts optional or?

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Nelots@lemmy.zip 3 points 19 hours ago

That is part of the concern, yes.

[–] ThePiedPooper@discuss.online 13 points 1 day ago

All hail Satan!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago

I'm listening...

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Fuck all religion. No I don’t want to reject reality to play make believe.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Naw, my religion is cool. I'm a Satanist. We accept reality as revealed by science.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Hail Satan!

Jokes aside, it's good to see more Satanists out in the wild. TST has been doing great shit, and I'm all here for it.

[–] Grail@aussie.zone -4 points 1 day ago

Science disagrees with consensus reality.

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 23 hours ago

I can hear your avatar.

[–] msage@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's part of capitalism as well.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 7 points 1 day ago

Fuck that too!

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We dont need to improve the world, we just need to get you to say you to validate our taste in shitty fiction. That's more important.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Wait, wait, wait.

Talk all the shit you want about how people twist the meanings of the book/religion, there are some very good stories in the Bible.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

but the stories! The poetry!

They're not that good, though. Some of them sorta stand up as mediocre. Compare them to an anthology by, like, le'guinn, known more as a novelist who could maintain consistent characters plot themes and tone for the length of a fucking novel. You know who fucking wins.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Yeah that whole Lot plotline is pretty crazy.