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[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Other times they just need to pay people to give them excuses to lay off people. McKinsey’s always available for that.

What would you say... you do here?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

Get paid to do the work of someone who could be employed for a reasonable salary, but the board or CEO wants the answer to come from someone outside the company to avoid taking any blame.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

Look, I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that!? What the hell is wrong with you people!!

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bob, Bob.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Naga-naga-nagonna work here anymore, anyway