Title text:
'This HAZMAT container contains radioactive material with activity of one becquerel.' 'So, like, a single banana slice?'
Transcript:
[Cueball holds a stick while talking with Megan and White Hat.]
Cueball: This stick is one meter long.
Megan: Cool.
White Hat: That's a nice stick.[Cueball holds a smallish rock.]
Cueball: This rock weighs one pound.
Megan: I'd believe it.
White Hat: Looks like a normal rock.[Cueball holds a small battery.]
Cueball: This battery is one volt.
Megan: Seems fine.
White Hat: Might need a recharge.[Cueball holds a capacitor while Megan and White Hat panic.]
Cueball: This capacitor is one farad.
Megan: Aaaaa! Be careful!!
White Hat: Put it down!!
Source: https://xkcd.com/3106/
I’d be the clueless guy in the room. “I’m not familiar with that unit of measurement.”
A capacitor of 1 farad at standard American 120 volts has the energy between 7.62×54 and .50 BMG, and will discharge just as violently.
Great. Now I get to be the "I’m not familiar with that unit of measurement." guy.
7.62x54
.50 BMG
Oh, you Americans and your silly made-up units.
All units are made up.
I totally agree that imperial units are silly, though. Base 10 is the way things should be.
But then we'd miss the fun of domain specific units, like A barn
Didn't even need to translate to foot-pounds-force, since .50 BMG was already in freedom-loving units.
Oh you non-Americans and your lack of wheelchair access ramps.
See how stupid and annoying this is?
So what you're saying is that if I touched that in the wrong manner I'd get blown across the room?
Uh yeah, I'm pretty sure the discharge can stop your heart if you grab it in precisely wrong manner. Typical defibrillator uses like 50 times less energy, but with a higher voltage.