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Man 'refused entry into US' as border control catch him with bald JD Vance meme (www.dublinlive.ie)

submitted 2 months ago by kebab@endlesstalk.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Don't make fun of bald christian men. They get angry and then their god sicks bears on you for it.

[–] B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Luckily Vance is the Antichrist. I mean, he killed the pope!

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

what makes you think that wasn't 'sanctioned'? I mean WokePope was Woke!

(well. not that woke. but, uh. It's all relative.)

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think trump is too afraid of bears to use them.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I don’t see why. It’s not like they eat junk food or anything.