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Barron Trump Diagnosed With Bone Spurs (theshovel.com.au)

submitted 4 weeks ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 66 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Is the guy on purpose trying to look like Draco Malfoy?

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 26 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

I'm getting a bit of a different vibe

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Nepo baby Sociopath?

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep he really is dangerous. I've no proof it's just my gut instinct.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

is it because hes like 8 ft tall?

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

some people watch movies or play games, and come to the conclusion that the Fascists, Eugenicists, and Sociopaths like the Galactic Empire, The Death Eaters and the guys in Stalhems were actually cool..

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

His dad's an Eastern European basketball player, he can't help it.

[–] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

He looks like this little bitch to me https://youtu.be/BdKChSZ3Uxs