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[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If I wasn't right about it I wouldn't have a flawless driving record

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

...yet.

Just don't take the chance, think of others

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 1 points 13 hours ago

Thinking consistently of others is a large part of why my driving record is flawless, especially while driving impaired. The average US motorist is a belligerent moron, and the fact that I can drive better under the influence of powerful psychedelics than they can sober won't make the consequences of a collision any less unpleasant for me.