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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm wondering if there being 99.99% humans would make them all more valuable. And sometimes I just think maybe it would be for the best. But that is a bit insane, so I push it aside. But being treated like living garbage really does give you some ideas

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Do you mean 99.99% fewer humans?

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 21 hours ago

I'm 99.99% human, .01% secrets.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 19 hours ago

yep! Imagine that. You dying would actually be a major loss in that scenario. Though let's not get any ideas.