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I once walked around for two days with a piece of someone else's bone stuck in my thumb.
Now I want corndogs
You can't just drop that with no details!
I was working in the crematory, and accidentally cut myself. I was rushing to get some ashes transferred to another urn, because the family was waiting up front. Jabbed myself in the thumb with the wire cutters that we use to get the zip ties off of the bags that hold the ashes inside the urn. Cleaned it up and put a Band-Aid on it. Few days later it still hurt like crazy. I saw when I looked at it that there is a little bit of pus coming out. I squeezed it a little and a little short of bone popped out. Felt a lot better once it fell out!
He got in a fight. Probably a piece of tooth got lodged in his hand for a couple days.
Ackshually.... Tooth isn't bone
Right. They're hairy and secrete milk. So, mammal.