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Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match (people.com)

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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ooooh, we should do one for each of the elements!
The submarine was for the Water goddess, let's say the bee was for the Wind.
Next up, Earth and Fire.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 6 points 2 days ago

Let's do the periodic table of elements. Keep it modern and keep the process moving as 4 is not enough and we get go boil the rich in exotic metals.