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Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match (people.com)
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[–] GrumpyFortuneCat@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (6 children)

What do we call the bee? Luigi 2?

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Beegi

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Beegi

Not to be confused with the Bee Gees.
That billionaire wasn't...

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

Luibee