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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Besides, the waterfall style is that you get the perfect car... eventually... or rather, tomorrow, tomorrow you read this again and check if it's the day you'll get your car.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And when the car is drivable you do a demo for the customer to show what it'll look like, somebody in the room will ask what the flight ceiling is and things first go very quiet and then very loud. After much discussion it turns out they actually need a flying car. Of course there is no additional budget for that.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 8 points 3 days ago

somebody in the room will ask what the flight ceiling is

Sir, this is a Wendy's

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Yes. The waterfall version should just leave off the completed car.