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Man rescued after getting stuck in Lincoln's Glory Hole (metro.co.uk)

submitted 10 months ago by flumph@programming.dev to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] jkmooney@kbin.social 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

"Man got so stuck in glory hole firefighters had to pull him until he was free"

This would have to be the opposite of a click bait headline....

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Dear penthouse forum

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

they actually have shots for that. works a charm. fast acting, and uh, mostly not without side effects.

Knew a guy who used to be a firefighter. One of the stories he liked to tell is responding to a guy that got stuck in a pool's filter intake.