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So you don't have a doctor's note? (lemmy.world)
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[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

They're allowed to arrest you for something they completely made up. Probably not the safest hill to die on.

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

These aren't actually cops. They have as much authority as a mall rent-a-cop. They have no authority to make arrests. The most they can do is report you to the FTC (I think this is the right alphabet org.) and get you banned from flying.

[–] MothmanLives@lemdro.id 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think meant agent like flight attendant, not like air marshall, although I would be okay with giving them this authority.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

Anyone who works at an airport can call security on you and get you arrested. My ex with anger issues started going off on someone at the front desk and we almost didn't make a flight.