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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 76 points 4 days ago (3 children)

My wife and I are in our fifties. When we got our robotic vacuum we spent a week arguing about what to name it.

Meryl Sweep

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I like how there's this unspoken rule that they qualify as just alive enough to be named.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My parents’ fridge made weird noises sometimes so my dad named it

[–] TheCynicalSaint@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

OK, I'll bite, what was it?

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I was trying to remember when I wrote the comment. I think it was Gertrude.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Yep totally just sent that to my wife.