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MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—In a move likely to stir controversy, Mexico has officially renamed the Liberty Bell “the TACO Bell,” the Mexican president announced on Monday.

Effective immediately, the landmark will be referred to as the TACO Bell in all Mexican atlases, encyclopedias, and history textbooks, President Claudia Sheinbaum said.

In her announcement, she gave Donald J. Trump “full credit” for the name change.

“Thanks to Donald Trump, when one thinks of America, one no longer thinks of liberty,” she said. “One thinks of TACO.”

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[–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 95 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Almost ate it. I hate the world we live in

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I noticed the comm, then elected to eat it anyway

Helps that my metal type deck in Pokemon TCGP is named "Taco Bell *DONG*"

Woulda been "*BONG*" but apparently while they are okay with penis synonyms they draw the line at drug paraphernalia 🤷

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Dong" being penis made this even funnier.

"You can show your dong to kids, but heaven help you if you teach them about marijuana!"

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Taco bell dong sounds like what you get when doing anal after eating Taco Bell.

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