this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2025
838 points (99.3% liked)
The Onion
6420 readers
369 users here now
The Onion
A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.
Great Satire Writing:
- The Onion
- Clickhole
- McSweeney's
- Reductress
- The Chaser
- The Hard Times
- The Needling
- Tattletale Times
- The Beaverton
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Almost ate it. I hate the world we live in
I noticed the comm, then elected to eat it anyway
Helps that my metal type deck in Pokemon TCGP is named "Taco Bell *DONG*"
Woulda been "*BONG*" but apparently while they are okay with penis synonyms they draw the line at drug paraphernalia 🤷
"Dong" being penis made this even funnier.
"You can show your dong to kids, but heaven help you if you teach them about marijuana!"
Taco bell dong sounds like what you get when doing anal after eating Taco Bell.