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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card (theonion.com)
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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If 5 million USD can buy you a US citizenship, why can’t I sell mine for 5 mill USD? I will gladly do so, and I bet I won’t be the only one.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, is there a sign up sheet?