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You know where capitalism should be applied? Immigration.
We should be having governments tripping over themselves to bring people into their country semi-permanently.
I think, in an ironic twist, we'd all be living in socialist utopias.
Not like, Trump's gold card. I mean like actually trying to attract and retain talent the same way employers do. High quality affordable healthcare. Paid time off. Work/life balance. Exceptional pay.
Leaving your country for another should be no different than switching employers and moving to your new job. Relocation stipends and all.
yep, and the benefits should be well advertised and guaranteed.