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Oh, not that kind of carbonation, lol
In fact it is the same, in a way. It's CO2 diluted in water. It ionizes the water forming carbonic acid.
So you're saying that if you shake a crocodile, they explode like a bottle of soda?
No more than you or me. The amount of co2 diluted in our blood is nowhere near the over saturation levels in a soda bottle.