Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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You unimaginative ass lamps (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 day ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 6 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Chat GPT has joined the conversation:

Funny ones:

bewildered crap muffin

janky bitch canoe

slippery hell donut

cringeworthy dicktopus gremlin

moist bastard pancake

turbulent ass goblin

sneaky cockwaffle beetle

unloved fart sponge

pickled shit wizard

forgettable piss cactus

Scathing ones:

sanctimonious dick weasel

malignant fuck crust

insufferable shit barnacle

joyless bastard vampire

vapid cockroach husk

obnoxious tit gnome

worthless twat lantern

hollow bitch statue

septic bile ghoul

conniving dickhead otter

[–] mycelium_underground@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

"Malignant fuck crust" goes hard.

[–] Sirdubdee@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Was dicktopus a thing before or did chat gpt invent it?

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 3 points 20 hours ago

I ... Have no idea

I have never heard it before