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[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you have one guy draw the knife over a long surface and distance, the other two can use that one slicing motion to cut the apples any number of times.

ONE STROKE, 99 cuts!

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

ONE STROKE, 99 cuts!

Like shaving with an old razor blade.

[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I got 99 cuts, but a stroke ain't one