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New Reality TV Show That Sees immigrants Compete for US Citizenship Has Backing of Trump Administration: Report (consequence.net)

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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Scenes envisaged include one in San Francisco, where the immigrants are sent down a mine to collect the most gold

In Cape Canaveral, Florida, the hub of NASA, contestants would rush to build and launch a rocket.

In Hayward, Wisconsin, they'd struggle to keep their balance on logs.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought you were being facetious

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Just adding some relevant facts. Not the onion.