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[–] ragepaw@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I sincerely apologize to you for not explaining myself better. Some people are just incapable of understanding nuance and deeper meaning. I forget that some people lack complex reasoning skills.

I will do better next time for people like you.

[–] Draces@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Except I pointed out contractions you were making with yourself and that's not a matter of understanding something subtle lol. God damn you are cringey. Edge lord to trolling, you really are the worst of us

[–] ragepaw@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I already apologized for over estimating your intelligence. Now let me apologize for over estimating your maturity. I understand how difficult it is for some people to regulate themselves. I will do better next time and not assume everyone has the emotional capacity of a functional adult.

[–] Draces@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Keeping a nice steady quality in your comments I see lol

I will do better next time

If only you were capable of it

[–] ragepaw@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would also like to apologize to you for not taking you being neuro-atypical into account. I understand how difficult it must be for someone with your kind of hyper fixation disorder. It must be very difficult for you, being completely unable to let something go, in spite of your correctness, or in this case, lack thereof. Have you considered fluoxetine?

[–] Draces@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Hyper fixation disorder is talking about the subject of thread? Does that sound right to you? Is this you projecting something bud?