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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once (theonion.com)

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[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The ladies tend to wait until they're alone before they drop a deuce.

They what? (What country is this?)

That sounds like you'll never be able to go 😅

To be fair, I've not been in the ladies toilets (Australia), so can't really comment on the state of things there.

I will say one thing, the number of times I have to wipe down a seat with piss on it on the men's toilets is ridiculous. Fucking a lot dirty bastards out there, who honestly, I think have a screw loose.

I get the line is long for the ladies sometimes, but you're brave to venture to the men's based solely on how dirty it often is.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m Australian and I’ve cleaned toilets at a public venue before and in office buildings.

However bad the mens are I assure you the women’s toilets are worse.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Oh. No. This is not pleasant news at all haha